"Supernatural" Catch Up Marathon: 6x07
Updated: Jun 6, 2020
Season 6, Episode 07: Family Matters.
CASTIEL: Has he been feverish?
DEAN: Have you?
SAM: No. Why?
CASTIEL: Is he speaking in tongues? Are you speaking in tongues?
SAM: No. What are you... Are you diagnosing me?
DEAN: You better hope he can.
SAM: You really think that this is—
DEAN: What, you think that there's a clinic out there for people who just pop out of hell wrong? He asks, you answer! Then you shut your hole. You got it?
CASTIEL: How much do you sleep?
SAM: I don't.
DEAN: At all?
SAM: Not since I got back.
DEAN: And it never occurred to you that there might be something off about that?!
SAM: Of course it did, Dean. I-I just never told you.
CASTIEL: Sam... What are you feeling now?
SAM: *scoffs* I feel like my nose is broken.
CASTIEL: No, that's a physical sensation. How do you feel?
SAM: Well, I think—
SAM: I... don't know.
SAM: What? Uh...
CASTIEL: This will be unpleasant.
CASTIEL: Bite down on this. If there's someplace that you find soothing, you should go there. In your mind.
DEAN: Did you find anything?
DEAN: So that's good news?
CASTIEL: I'm afraid not. Physically, he's perfectly healthy.
DEAN: Then what?
CASTIEL: It's his soul. It's gone.
Oh, Dean. That's not how you play 'Cas M.D.', silly.
It's a two person game for you and Cas.
YOU are the patient, not Sam!
DEAN: So, is he even still Sam?
CASTIEL: Well, you pose an interesting philosophical question.
SAMUEL: This Castiel?
SAMUEL: *to Castiel* You're scrawnier than I pictured.
CASTIEL: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
DEAN: Alright, alright, quit bragging.
Dean, you selfish dick. When Bobby pointed out that you're selfish, how did you react? You listened, you apologized, then you had a 'girly' moment that Bobby—not YOU, the 'no chick flick moment' guy, but BOBBY—had to end. You were a good boy.
But when Cas points out that you're selfish?
'That's right, baby! My problems come first, bitch!'
What the f**k?!
DEAN: Well, if the old man's Kermit, who's hand's up his ass?
Dialogue excerpts are from The Supernatural Wiki's transcript.
Screencaps are from the Home of the Nutty.com's "Supernatural" collection.