My Ficlet: "The Birth of Sabriel"
Updated: Aug 12
Author: Mistina of the Cranky Ol’ Fangirls
Date: April 25, 2013
Revised: July 23, 2020
Spoilers: You just need to know who Castiel and Gabriel are, then you’re good.
Length: 101 words
Rating: 14a for some crude language
Summary: “Based on a wonderful illustration by Twilight-Deviant, here’s one theory of how Sam and Gabriel first became an item.”
Author's Note: This is ‘spur of the moment’ crack I spewed out over yahoo after Shipper sent me the fan art to look at. Not to be taken seriously. Not proofread.
DEAN: What the fuck, Sam?!
DEAN: Gabriel? You’re dating Gabriel?!
SAM: What? You said, and I quote, ‘Get your own’. So that’s exactly what I did.
DEAN: B-but… He killed me hundreds of times! He made you live a year without me! He stuck us in TV land where you had herpes and were turned into a car! Worse, he tortured Cas—
SAM: *bitch face* So you want me to date Zacariah, then?
DEAN: NO! Don’t date ANY angels because Cas is the only good one and he’s mine!
DEAN: *hisses* So back off and get your own— DAMMIT!