My Ficlet: "The Birth of Sabriel"

Author: Mistina of the Cranky Ol’ Fangirls

Beta: n/a

Date: April 25, 2013

Revised: July 23, 2020

Series: “Supernatural”

Pairing(s): Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel

Spoilers: You just need to know who Castiel and Gabriel are, then you’re good.

Length: 101 words

Rating: 14a for some crude language

Summary: “Based on a wonderful illustration by Twilight-Deviant, here’s one theory of how Sam and Gabriel first became an item.”

Author's Note: This is ‘spur of the moment’ crack I spewed out over yahoo after Shipper sent me the fan art to look at. Not to be taken seriously. Not proofread.

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DEAN: What the fuck, Sam?!

SAM: *sighs*

DEAN: Gabriel? You’re dating Gabriel?!

SAM: What? You said, and I quote, ‘Get your own’. So that’s exactly what I did.

DEAN: B-but… He killed me hundreds of times! He made you live a year without me! He stuck us in TV land where you had herpes and were turned into a car! Worse, he tortured Cas—

SAM: *bitch face* So you want me to date Zacariah, then?

DEAN: NO! Don’t date ANY angels because Cas is the only good one and he’s mine!

DEAN: *hisses* So back off and get your own— DAMMIT!

THE END

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