My Ficlet: "Live Free or Twihard" AU

Updated: Aug 12, 2020

Author: Mistina of the Cranky Ol’ Fangirls

Beta: n/a

Date: September 14, 2013

Series: “Supernatural”

Pairing(s): Dean/Castiel

Spoilers: 6x05 ‘Live Free or Twihard’

Length: 143 words

Rating: PG-13

Summary: “What if Castiel had appeared in Season 6, Episode 5 ‘Live Free or Twihard’?”

Author's Note: Yay for spontaneous fic writing while watching an episode! Not to be taken seriously. Not proofread.

Excerpt from the show:

DEAN: What are you 12? Are you wearing glitter?

FAKE VAMP: I only do it to get laid, man.

DEAN: Does it work?

FAKE VAMP: *fake vamp nods*

DEAN: I’ll be damned.

DEAN: *lurking in the dark alley, staring at Cas under the streetlight*

CASTIEL: Dean.

DEAN: Cas… You... You came...

CASTIEL: Of course. You needed my help.

DEAN: Cas… I... Please... I'm a monster now...

CASTIEL: ...

DEAN: Do the right thing and kill me—

CASTIEL: *suddenly in front of Dean, two fingers to his forehead*

DEAN: *blinks, suddenly feeling normal*

CASTIEL: You were never a monster, Dean. But now you're human again.

DEAN: *overwhelmed with confusing emotions* Cas...

CASTIEL: Dean, what's that on your face? You're... Shiny.

DEAN: *turns glittery red*

*they gaze soulfully into each other’s eyes *

SAM: ...

SAM: Shit.

SAM: True love has foiled my plans.

THE END