My Ficlet: "Live Free or Twihard" AU
Updated: Aug 12, 2020
Author: Mistina of the Cranky Ol’ Fangirls
Date: September 14, 2013
Spoilers: 6x05 ‘Live Free or Twihard’
Length: 143 words
Summary: “What if Castiel had appeared in Season 6, Episode 5 ‘Live Free or Twihard’?”
Author's Note: Yay for spontaneous fic writing while watching an episode! Not to be taken seriously. Not proofread.
Excerpt from the show:
DEAN: What are you 12? Are you wearing glitter?
FAKE VAMP: I only do it to get laid, man.
DEAN: Does it work?
FAKE VAMP: *fake vamp nods*
DEAN: I’ll be damned.
DEAN: *lurking in the dark alley, staring at Cas under the streetlight*
DEAN: Cas… You... You came...
CASTIEL: Of course. You needed my help.
DEAN: Cas… I... Please... I'm a monster now...
DEAN: Do the right thing and kill me—
CASTIEL: *suddenly in front of Dean, two fingers to his forehead*
DEAN: *blinks, suddenly feeling normal*
CASTIEL: You were never a monster, Dean. But now you're human again.
DEAN: *overwhelmed with confusing emotions* Cas...
CASTIEL: Dean, what's that on your face? You're... Shiny.
DEAN: *turns glittery red*
*they gaze soulfully into each other’s eyes *
SAM: True love has foiled my plans.