My Ficlet: "If Andy Lived, Destiel Would Be Canon"
Updated: Aug 12
Author: Mistina of the Cranky Ol’ Fangirls
Date: April 25, 2013
Revised: July 23, 2020
Spoilers: You just need to know who Castiel and Andy Gallagher are, then you’re good.
Length: 161 words
Summary: “In an alternate universe where Andrew ‘Andy’ Gallagher had lived, Destiel would absolutely be canon.”
Author's Note:This is ‘spur of the moment’ crack I spewed out over yahoo during a “Supernatural” marathon with Shipper. Not to be taken seriously. Not proofread.
SAM: Hey! Andy! Have you noticed that… ‘thing’ between my brother and Cas?
ANDY:*smoking weed* Dude, I’m stoned and I can see the crushing unresolved sexual tension between them. Why do you ask?
SAM: Well, I was thinking that we should… I don’t know, help them?
ANDY: Are you asking me to ‘jedi mind trick’ them?
SAM: What?! No, no, no! Why would we brainwash them into liking each other when they very clearly already do
ANDY: Oh, right.
SAM: We just need to give them a push in the right direction. And by ‘them’ I mean Dean. Ugh, my brother is his own worst enemy. We just need to get him focused. Get rid of unwanted distractions, if you understand my meaning…
ANDY: Umm… I don’t.
SAM:*sighs* Every time Dean checks out a chick…
ANDY: …I fill his brain with gay porn?
SAM: Nah, too obvious. Though you’re on the right track.
ANDY: …empty pie tins?