Geek Moments: How "Doctor Who" Season 8 Should Begin
“Doctor Who” season 8 pitch by A Girl of Many Fandoms and her littlest sister:
The doctor wakes up as a tiny cockroach. He chirps “Bugger!” and gets stepped on. Squish! Then he wakes up as the new guy, Peter Capaldi.
This would OFFICIALLY make the cockroach the twelfth doctor and Peter Capaldi would be the thirteenth. This would also make Doc!Roach the doctor with the shortest run.